Lenny the Reviewer

whatever-lies-beyond-thismorning:

"In the world of Kingdom Hearts, it’s not restricted to just people and animals, but every existence contains a heart."

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and a bonus:

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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

fujosentaimeidoranger:

The Anime Club ~the original strips

Essentially what happened whenever I tried to bring up One Piece back when I used to go to an anime club

amphibianamerican:

Jason Segel on hosting SNL without his co-stars.

I dunno that’s about how Tumblr reacted when Tom Hiddleston made a cameo in the last Muppet movie

twofoxes:

i got an anon request for a Gravity Falls/circus au but… i dont think this is what they were talking about… :)

(also i feel like i should mention finnikinn’s freakshow au because its waaay more awesome..) 8)

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prozdvoices:

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I watched Disney’s Peter Pan so many times as a kid that I can recite scenes from memory even after not seeing the movie for years.  This is impressive to nobody.

from the podcast

thank you co-host cherrizard

kumagawa:

noveena:

GUYS THE SIMPSONS JUST DID A FREAKING SNK CROSSOVER

this is so painful to look at