Lenny the Reviewer

accras:

Whoop!!

So Scarlett Johansson might play Kaa

Huh…

That’s certainly a thing

ultrafacts:

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These dudes are legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

lavenderharmony:

im dying these are great 

codythemaverick:

Please tell me I’m not the only person who played the PAC-GUY games as a kid.

For those who don’t know, PAC-GUY was a late 90’s PC game described as a “Pac-Man ripoff with style.”

The key difference between Man and Guy, aside from the fancier layouts and enemies, was that power pellets were actually power bullets that you could use to shoot and kill your enemies instead of eating them.

Despite its supposed violence, it was the very first computer game my 5-year old self learned how to play. 14 years later, I’ve mastered the game, and every now and then, I still dust off the disc and play it.

It’s super addicting and super fun, and I’m surprised that I haven’t seen much talk on the internet about it. Unless, of course, I haven’t been looking in the right places…

I USED TO PLAY PAC-GUY CHRISTMAS ALL THE TIME

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

God: Metaphor for the Universe

why do people still think humans are the most important thing in the universe and everything HAS to relate to us

because in the grand scheme of things we’re the least important thing in the universe, ergo we have to find some kind of justification for our existence 

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

God: Metaphor for the Universe

why do people still think humans are the most important thing in the universe and everything HAS to relate to us

because in the grand scheme of things we’re the least important thing in the universe, ergo we have to find some kind of justification for our existence 

the-real-goddamazon:

White boy sexting.

ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Guys.
Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

how dare you misgender that poor octopus you piece of crap
ugh transphobia omg…

ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”

And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.

Guys.

Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

how dare you misgender that poor octopus you piece of crap

ugh transphobia omg…