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reimaginethestars: Disney, please tell me this is some kind of...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:51:50 -0400

Disney, please tell me this is some kind of cruel sick joke.

“As much as I love cruel sick jokes I’m afraid it’s no joke!”

fandom-mused-fandom-games: 1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:18:58 -0400

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

paranormalmango: This is just so beyond disturbing… and I don’t...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:56:44 -0400

paranormalmango:

This is just so beyond disturbing… and I don’t know why…

artsyravenclawwitch: hetorosexual: littleredhatter: fancyrussi...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:53:08 -0400

artsyravenclawwitch:

hetorosexual:

littleredhatter:

fancyrussiansushi:

newsweek:

slacktory:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.

And into the rabbit hole we went!

Greatest post

ah tumblr

the first girl is the same one who made the first “hey girls did you know… that um… your boobs… belong in your shirt” and it started that whole trend

I’VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS POST.

thebraveandmischievous: rossroads: How to Scramble Eggs with...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:51:14 -0400

thebraveandmischievous:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

“If you want to be a good boy, run upstairs and give it to her in bed… the breakfast.”

I don’t even eat eggs and I’m allergic to mushrooms AND YET I AM DROOLING..

paleosteno: baconmane: bronyned: askcobaltsnow: asksweetcheek...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:27:48 -0400

paleosteno:

baconmane:

bronyned:

askcobaltsnow:

asksweetcheeks:

snack-eater:

Bitch slap a la Sony.

buuurrrrrrnnn

Ooooooooooooooooooooo

Shots fired

oh holy shit sizzle

DAYUM

YESSSS We’re returning to the old days of Sega VS Nintendo…

harleyquinn394: i-dont-understand-that-reference: danisalmostonfire: i-dont-understand-that-refere...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:09:41 -0400

harleyquinn394:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

hiddle-stoned: life-more-abundantly: denyselfandfollowchrist: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:22:34 -0400

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

holyhobbitshit: shinitama: sadness-or-euphoria: Doctor, this...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:00:58 -0400

holyhobbitshit:

shinitama:

sadness-or-euphoria:

Doctor, this is why I love you. Right here.

Vincent van Gogh was a man who is somewhat famous for his mental instability. He later ended his own life. For the Doctor to go and show him that his art mattered, and that his existence mattered…is amazing. And I wish someone could have shown this amazing artist how much he contributed to the world.

I wish the Doctor could show everyone how they mattered, because everybody does matter. In our own small way, we change the world simply by existing.

I will always, always, ALWAYS reblog this when it’s on my dash.

I don’t even like Doctor Who and I find this incredible.

Ooohhh THIS episode….this episode was amazing

A comission I had done by the amazingly talented...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:38:21 -0400

A comission I had done by the amazingly talented Hubedihubbe!

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

“YOU THINK YOU’RE GOOD?! You’re so called ‘wishes’ just make people suffer!!”

“You’re in no position to judge me you ill-behaved man-child!”

“WITCH!!!”

“FOOL!!!”

dishonoronyoudishonoronyourcow: juicyjacqulyn: captain-america-...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:39:56 -0400

dishonoronyoudishonoronyourcow:

juicyjacqulyn:

captain-america-steve:

OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!

WRONG!

THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.

YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!

DON’T CLICK IT.

CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.

CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.

CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.

Oh that’s nice after I clicked it about three hours ago

i-am-asdfghjkl: gr8-writing-tips: siuilaruinofthegale: omgwtfd...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:39:17 -0400

i-am-asdfghjkl:

gr8-writing-tips:

siuilaruinofthegale:

omgwtfdenny:

endlesswitch:

don’t let the ficwriters see this

What did you say

“Her eyes gleamed in the light like irradiated blue topaz.”

this is the most beautiful list of eye-descriptors i have ever seen in my life

“Her eyes shined like a jewel, sort of a Padparadscha mixed with White Opal Star Shine in the middle.”

thisiselliz: oh shit

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:42:45 -0400

thisiselliz:

oh shit

bossanovabyss: redkun: That episode where you find out that a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:35:43 -0400

bossanovabyss:

redkun:

That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and has never been done since, all for the sake of love, only to be rejected as a freak.

All three of them have heartbreaking pasts.

Meowth’s was listed above.

James had abusive (at the very least neglectful, but they didn’t care how he was treated so long as he awarded them prestige) parents who had engaged him to a sociopath, who wanted to whip him and change everything about him to be more “presentable.” He ran away and was on the streets for a long time before he finally joined a crime ring.

Jesse was raised by a single mother, and the two of them were so poor that they rarely had actual food; her mother would make her a “feast” out of snow in the winter that Jesse considered to be a treat because that’s how badly they were starving. If the audio dramas are to be believed, Jesse’s mother was also a member of Team Rocket, who disappeared (read: died) on an expedition searching for Mew, leaving Jesse alone. And then Jesse, like James (and Meowth) was so desperate for a means to survive that she (inadvertently?) followed in her mother’s footsteps and joined Team Rocket/a life of crime just to get by.

“Zany villains” they may be, but Jesse, James, and Meowth are the three deepest characters on the show. I love them.

This is why they’re the true stars of the series

darkwingsnark: crackpotcomics: “Fiction, or, Why I’m A...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:09:41 -0400

darkwingsnark:

crackpotcomics:

“Fiction, or, Why I’m A Cartoonist, and/or Why It’s So Hard For Me To Make Friends”, a story I’ve been meaning to tell for a long time.

Since only 10 images are allowed in a photoset, here’s the cover (bigger image here):

Something I think we can all relate to. Give it a read, please. Crackpot is a wonderful person with limitless talent and deserves the whole world seeing it.

artsyravenclawwitch: serenatheninja: ego-x: aslytherinsuperwho...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:06:12 -0400

artsyravenclawwitch:

serenatheninja:

ego-x:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

yourfavoritecharacter:

laughcentre:

evrel:

begitalarcos:

Hells to the yes, i love Cosplay

wut thats seith as Loki!

THE MTOHER

FUCKING SHERLOCK ONE

IS THE THIRD ONE SUPPOSED TO BE GLENN AND RICK FROM THE WALKING DEAD

THE VRISKA ONE THOUGH

HOW

JUST

HOW

omg Khaleesi *_*

Vriiissskkkaaaa

One of the many reasons why Cosplay is fucking awesome!!

artsyravenclawwitch: lightspeedsound: manybodies: lightspeedso...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:05:37 -0400

artsyravenclawwitch:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”

moon-dreams: onebigmeshi: Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:19:41 -0400

moon-dreams:

onebigmeshi:

Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney Sea. They are mochi filled with ice cream. Each one is a different flavor!

Aggressive tears

THOSE ARE DRAGON QUEST SLIMES

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:31:19 -0400

thefrogman: The debate rages on.

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:30:37 -0400

thefrogman:

The debate rages on.