The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.
she’s a pacifist so killing isnt allowed. failing to provide medical attention, however,
Why have we as a society normalized the whole “every waiter in the restaurant makes a big commotion and sings Happy Birthday at full volume across the room” thing? It is a social situation where literally no one wins
First of all the birthday recipient is put on the spot by their “friends” and family and are embarrassed in front of total strangers and screamed at by the wait staff when they probably just want to eat their chocolate cake in peace.
Second, I can assure you no waiter gives a rats-ass its your birthday and is dreading having to do their birthday chant for the tenth time that day and wear their voices out. Plus, having to drop everything to do this probably means orders have piled up in their absence which means more hectic work for them.
Thirdly, I’m sure whoever is seated at the table right next to the birthday victim REALLY appreciates having their conversation interrupted by a flash mob of birthday chanting right in their ears, same goes for anyone in the immediate area of the blast zone.
Why do we DO this?? No one gets any enjoyment out of it other than whoever arranged it for like ten seconds.
…Anyway, I created a Userscript for the Chrome/Firefox Stylus Extension that reverts the new dashboard to the old format. This took a lot of tweaking and it’s not perfect at all, but if anyone wants it I’ll be uploading it soonish now!
Style will open a tag with it and in the left side you’ll have a button that says “install style”, click there. (Step-by-step copied from the lovely dorothyoz39 who wrote this in a reply!)
If you don’t want the sticky header you can remove the labelled script at the top of the css below /* Sticky Header*/
Be sure to check for updates, I’m fixing things as I go! To update click the Manage button on Stylus and click the check for update button below! If you experience any bugs let me know - feel free to edit it yourself as well!P.S. Works just fine alongside Xkit!
Check under the cut for the changelog and known issues!
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