Lenny the Reviewer

ghostingrose:

glumshoe:

lady-lizbian:

glumshoe:

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

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theterribletenno:

Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious

unpopularly-opinionated:
“quintusbenedictus:
“omghotmemes:
“Senpai says you’re welcome
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Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.
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Also works for most of those news...

unpopularly-opinionated:

quintusbenedictus:

omghotmemes:

Senpai says you’re welcome

Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.

veggieblt:

veggieblt:

veggieblt:

Has’t thy been pondering my orbs?

I don’t care about ‘doin numbers’. I don’t care about being loved. I care about causing the most mental damage possible in 15 seconds.

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THAT IS THE ELDER SCROLLS OST AND A MIDI FILE OF CARELESS WHISPER WHAT FUCKING VISUAL NOVELS ARE YOU PLAYING

rabdoidal:

i love being subscribed to dracula daily as a person that only knows the broad plot of the book Dracula. i feel like im going out for lunch with jonothan harker and hes telling me about a ye olde grinder hookup he had that was basically a tour of the red flag factory 

hydroflorix:

loving the way time and context has turned dracula into a comedy

v3rb4tim:

prokopetz:

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

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Incredible one-liners as always

gearbit:

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Thank god people are using this feature correctly